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Machete (2010)

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Action, Crime, Thriller

Machete is exploitation action film written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. Based on the eponymous character from the Spy Kids franchise, the film is an expansion of a fake trailer of the same name published as a part of the promotion of Rodriguez’s and Quentin Tarantino’s 2007 Grindhouse double-feature.

The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!

Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez

Writers: Robert Rodriguez, Álvaro Rodríguez

Stars: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan

Cast:

Danny TrejoMachete
Robert De NiroSenator McLaughlin
Jessica AlbaSartana
Steven SeagalTorrez
Michelle RodriguezLuz
Jeff FaheyBooth
Cheech MarinPadre
Don JohnsonVon
Shea WhighamSniper
Lindsay LohanApril
Daryl SabaraJulio
Gilbert TrejoJorge
Ara CeliReporter
Tom SaviniOsiris Amanpour
Billy BlairVon’s Henchman
Felix SabatesDoc Felix
Electra AvellanNurse Mona (as Electra Avellán)
Elise AvellanNurse Lisa (as Elise Avellán)
Marci MadisonNurse Fine
Vic TrevinoFederale Officer
Mayra LealChica (Naked Girl)
Alejandro AntonioChief
Juan Gabriel ParejaRico (as Juan Pareja)
Alicia Rachel MarekJune (as Alicia Marek)
Jason DouglasPatrolman #1
Mitchell Lance AdamsPatrolman #2
Brent SmigaSniper’s Henchman
Chris WarnerHospital Security Guard
Jim HenryGuard
Tina RodriguezTristana
Roland RuizLuis
Greg IngramCristos
Tito LarrivaCulebra Cruzado
Cheryl ChinTorrez’s Henchwoman
Hugo PerezDriver (Van)
Nina LeonMachete’s Wife
Doran IngramBilly’s Henchman
James BrownleeHenchman
Nimród AntalBooth’s Bodyguard #1 (as Nimrod Antal)
Alcides DiasBodyguard #2 (as Al ‘Train’ Dias)
Dimitrius PulidoBodyguard #3
Scottie JefferiesBodyguard #4 (as Scott Jefferies)
Edgar ArreolaDishwasher #1
Tommy NixDishwasher #2
Rose McGowanBoots McCoy (scenes deleted)
Dave BuckmanMan in Assassination Video Looking at Camera
Corina CalderonPoolside girl
Joseph T. Campos
JenelleRae CardenasMexican Protestor
D.J. CastilloDay Laborer
Andy ClarkMilitia Man
Martina GriffinProtester
Tom HolcombCivilian
Mark E. HowellBorder Patrol Guard
David KaraveMclaughlin’s Videographer
Stacy KeachDoc Franklin
R.C. KeenePolitical Rally Attendee
Francois LarosaE.R. Doctor
D.J. MorrisonDignitary
James ParksEdgar McGraw
Michael PatrickMulisha Man
Kenny PetersHenchman
Ben Rigsby Jr.Protester
Jaime De La RosaEMT
Cory ScarboroughMumble
Mary SkaggsHairdresser to Senator McLaughlin
Scott A. StevensSenator McLaughlin Supporter
David SturgeonSecurity Gaurd
Ty SuiteCivilian
Tony TamayoPolitical Rally Attendee
Gary TeagueMilitia Member
Matthew TompkinsGuard #2
Mariah-Rae VincentPoolside girl #1
Heath YoungMilitia Member

Sources: imdb & wikipedia

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